A Gujju ben asks a pregnant christian woman,"Shu thayu? Pet par sujo chadyo?"
The christian woman replies, "Sujo nathi, d'suzu chadyo."
Friday, December 4, 2009
Uh oh
A guy from a rustic Punjab village has been married to this slightly sophisticated babe from the city.
One night when the wife is sleeping, the guy decides to go through her purse. The first thing he finds is a lighter. "Oh no," he thinks, "yeh tho cigarette peethi hain."
Then he finds a miniature bottle and he exclaims, "oh no,yeh tho daaru bhi peethi hain."
Then he finds a condom.
He exclaims, "Iske pas tho lund hain."
One night when the wife is sleeping, the guy decides to go through her purse. The first thing he finds is a lighter. "Oh no," he thinks, "yeh tho cigarette peethi hain."
Then he finds a miniature bottle and he exclaims, "oh no,yeh tho daaru bhi peethi hain."
Then he finds a condom.
He exclaims, "Iske pas tho lund hain."
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