10 Fun things to do in a department store

Sent by Kiran Rathod

1.Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they aren't looking.
2.Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4.Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House wares.Get on it right away."
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk wherethe antidepressants are.
7.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'MissionImpossible' theme.
8.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell 'PICK ME!PICK ME!'
9. When an announcement cames over the loud speaker, assume a fetal position and 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
10.Go into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled veryloudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'