Exam Answers

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination
in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. )

These are genuine answers (from 16 year old boys)

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery ............. (So true)

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow .............................

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant )


Q. What is the fibula
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium ................( That would work)

Q. What is a seizure
A. A Roman Emperor ........................................................( Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport ......................................( Irrefutable)

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head