A guy who has a really bad stutter was walking down the street one day
when he bumps into an old friend.
"It's been a long time, " says the friend, "What have you been up to?"
" I a-a-almost got m-m-m-married" the man replies.
"What do you mean almost?" the friend asks.
"W-w-w-we were sitting on the p-p-porch, and the d-dog was s-s-scratching his back, and I said, 'H-h-honey, w-w-w-would y-y-you do that f-f-f-for me?' and she p-p-punched me out and l-l-left.
"All you did was ask her to scratch your back? What's wrong with that?" inquired the friend.
"W-w-well, by the time I g-g-g-got it out, he was l-l-licking his b-b-balls."
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