Black Leather

The other day I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,
one is a mistress, and of course I have been married to my husband for
nearly 20 years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just
our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.


Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend:
The other night, my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman
of my dreams. I love you..' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the
leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened
the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,


"What's for dinner, Batman?"