A ten-year old boy on a brand new cycle is waiting for the signal to change, when a cop on a horse trots up to him.
"Did Santa give you the cycle?" asks the cop.
"Yup", replies the kid.
"Next time tell Santa to give you a rear reflector as well. That will be a $10 fine," says the cop.
The kid sadly fishes out a bill and pays the fine.
"Nice horse," says the kid. "Did Santa give it to you?"
"Yup," says the cop.
"Next time ask him to put a prick under him, not on him."
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