Rajni-Can

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Rajnikanth frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.